Hey, I'm Max, or Sol-mun, or Max'n'cheese, or The Beard Master.
Send me a symbol to recieve one of the following from my muse
Send ♔ for an angry voice mail
Send ♠ for a prank call
Send ☎ for an emotional voice mail
Send ☏ for a vague voice mail
Send ❖ for a confession (voice mail or text, specify.)
Send ⁇ for a worried text
Send ♣ for a text not meant for you
Send ✘ for a text that should have been sent
Send ✺ for a saucy text
Send √ for an early morning text
Send ☠ for misguided advice
Send ☢ for a desperate text
Send ☼ for a promise
Leave the name of a character in my ask and I’ll say one unpopular opinion I have of them
Send Me ‘Mighty Need’ And I’ll Generate a Number:
1- Rough Sex
2- Soft Sex
3- Kiss on any part of body
4- Me tied to your bed for a day
5- Passionate Kiss
6- Quick Kiss
7- Shower Sex
8- Slow Sex
9- I’m your sex slave for the day
Send me a kink/fetish, and I’ll rate it!
scale: fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now
Send me “So, about..” and a url and my muse will reveal a secret regarding them and the other muse
All answers will be read OOC unless otherwise stated!
Send me “So…” to hear what my character would say to yours after casual sex.
Send me a ★ and i’ll answer…
If we kissed:
-  This wouldn’t happen.
-  Oh disgusting.
-  Again, again.
-  Kiss you back.
-  Let’s take this to the bedroom.
-  Slap/Push you away.
-  Be confused
If you asked me out I’d say:
-  Um no.
-  I’m taken-
-  Sure.
-  HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
Can we cuddle?:
-  No.
-  Ew.
-  Sure.
-  YES.
-  Let’s do it.
-  No. You can’t handle my d.
-  FUCK YES.
-  No.
Should you reblog this?:
-  Yes. I want to send you one.
-  Yes.
-  No.
Send a ❤ if you love the muse(s), a ☼ if you love the mun, or a ✿ if you love both
Put “O-oh my!” in my ask box if your muse has had a crush on my muse in the past.
Go anon and pretend to be my character’s child,
➤ BUT HERE’s the CATCH! :
Try to incorporate in it a fact/reference to the other parent (without saying their name/URL/ship).
I’ll answer the anon and then also try to guess the ship, or say which one I think the child would belong best from.
Drop a ✎ in my box if you like RPing with me, a ✖ if you wish we RP’d, or a ★ if I’m one of your favorite blogs.